I’m hoping you can help me out. I heard around the yard here, that you’re a busy business person with a lot of important messages to share with your target audience. But I really wish all you busy business people would stop sneaking in here at night and writing on me!
Look, spreading the word about your business can be a tricky thing especially if you don’t know what you want to say or how you want to say it. But could you please stop spray painting me? Just last week a desperate fellow climbed on his belly across the grass (yeah Mr. G.I. Joe – like I couldn’t see you). G.I. Joe only got as far as his company name before he got a face full of hooves!
I need you to call this nice lady who can get your message out without harming innocent animals. Her name is Christine and she’s a personal branding specialist and ghostwriter (she’s written for celebrities and real big companies!). She will help you communicate to your target audience exactly what it is that you do – with creativity, continuity, clarity and impact.
So PLEASE, for the love of cows stop writing on us and call Christine instead. Her phone number is (310) 529-9856. Thank you!
Until the next idiot paints an ad on me,
Mooroy
P.S. I may look slightly different next time you see me! Fair warning in case you don't recognize my disguise.
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